prokopetz:

drcuriousvii:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because… well, let’s put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse’s storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he’s doing it. It gets so bad that the show’s producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.

they put him in a hole and yelled at him

They put him in a hole and yelled at him.

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mortiwhore:

no one does it like her tbh

buckybucananbarnes:

this keeps coming up in the friend group so I have to ask. are vampires considered monsterfucking.

yes

no

a secret third thing

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filmgifs:

Kinds of Kindness dir. Yorgos Lanthimos (2024)

kurayamineko:

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tf2heritageposts:

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

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makarovspussy:

bringcal:

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

you are that weak actually you are literally the Tumblr user this post is about

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touden-laios:

falin touden you’re everything to me

pomrania:

knighthawkchapter:

beardedmrbean:

chino1moreno

This person is too good to do this for free.

I mean, stop motion animation is always impressive in the abstract; but it’s even MORE impressive (at least to me) when we can see the person’s hand holding the figure, and the figure is a poseable toy much like stuff I’ve played with as a child, and it’s all taking place in what seems to be someone’s home; that removes the distance of “oh film artists can do a lot of cool things” with its abstract respect, and brings it into the realm of “WOW this is a thing that real people are somehow able to do, with a lot of work”.

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meraarts:

camgoloud:

sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world “this woman has a tumblr account!” and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil’s sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase “devil’s sacrament” came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn’t it

the fact that we all understood what you meant by “devil’s sacrament” without a second thought is proof of the second statement

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